Hello

My name is Anne (she/her). I am a 27 year old woman from Baltimore, MD.

Here is a list of true facts about myself and others.

• I was named after a murderer by accident.
• I am a princess.
• Groundhog day is my favorite holiday.
• I have been to Groundhog Day in Punxsutawney, PA two different times.
• I was an elevator operator for two months in 2019.
• Punxsutawney Phil (the groundhog) is over 130 years old. He receives a youth tonic every year.
• I have done electroshock therapy twice.
• I do not remember the years 2018-2021. I did not learn I had been an elevator operator until much later.
• Phil's wife, Phyllis, does not receive the youth tonic. She dies every few years.
• I am transgender.
• I started HRT on my birthday in 2022.
• The inner circle of the Groundhog Day festivities are men in tophats and suits with weather related code names.
• I met John Waters at a Grocery Store in 2021 and he was very rude.
• I collect cassette tapes and soda caps.
• One member of the inner circle wields a magic cane that allows him to speak Groundhogese (the language of Groundhogs).
• I have over 350 photos of vanity license plates on my phone.
• I will die working in a grocery store.

Here is a list of my current worldly desires as of 8/13/2024 at 4:17AM EST:

• Bacon egg and cheese bagel.
• Petting my roommate's dog.
• Passable knowledge of CSS.
• $17,000.
• Cookies and milk.
• Wider hips.
• Healthier but not too much healthier.